GISHWHES 2012

Team WLmoustacheLovesARSE

#6. [IMAGE] Hurrican Item - If your child were a prodigy artist and had a marker and you were deep asleep and they were inspired to "beautify" your face, what would the result be? 8 points (Lo)

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# 14. [IMAGE] A person in a business suit with a leather briefcase jumping into leaf pile. 18 points (Lenny)

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#24. [IMAGE] The president, king, chancellor, premiere or prime minister of a nation modeling a brazier. 141 points (Lenny)

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#26. [IMAGE] Proof that a team member's family tree leads to Genghis Khan. 24 points (Moi)

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#28. [IMAGE] A live monkey or ape wearing a sock monkey hat while trying to extract burnt toast from a toaster. 82 points (Barjy)

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#37. [IMAGE] A screen cap of a chat thread on Misha Collins' IMDB page. The thread must be started by a user with your team's name and must pose an unusual question about Misha's personal life, such as, "Is it true that Misha Collins eats nothing but the hearts of human babies?" Or "Why doesn't Misha have any fingers?" 14 points (Jessica)

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#40. [IMAGE] Create a portrait of Jensen Ackles entirely out of skittles doing his pouty "Blue Steel" look. Must be AT LEAST 2 feet by 2 feet. 38 points (Lenny)

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#45. [IMAGE] Let's see your team displayed like the "Brady Bunch" opening credits except there are 3 rows of 5 pictures (versus the 3X3 we know from the "Brady Bunch" opening credits points). The submission must be 1 image with the 15 frames in it. Each of you must be wearing 70s attire and must look VERY emotionally unbalanced. 15 points (Jessica)

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#50. [IMAGE] Belgium is known for its beer. Go to A La Becasse Brewery and hold up a GISHWHES labeled beer. 61 points (Moi)

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#53. [IMAGE] Carve a Jill O'Lantern! Carve a pumpkin to look like a feminized Misha Collins. Bonus points for realism. 61 points (Lenny)

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#54. [IMAGE] Elmo Gone Wrong. What would a Tickle-Me-Elmo look like if it had a serious crystal meth problem? 31 points (Jessica)

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#61. [IMAGE] What would you and your friend look like if you were a human-sized burrito and taco standing side by side? 57 points (Barjy et moi)

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# 62. [IMAGE] Build a model of the death scene of Galois in miniature out of legumes. 43 points (Barjy)

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#65. [IMAGE] Create a 2 foot-high dinosaur out of sanitary napkins. 50 points (Fanny)

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#70. [IMAGE] Recreate the snake's seduction of Eve at a bus stop. Fig leaf, apple, snake, etc. 41 points (Barjy)

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#71. [IMAGE] Hurricane Item - Sculpt your hair with gel, wires, tape, ornaments, animals, and whatever else into what someone would undoubtedly have to classify as the Most Epic Hair Hat the World Has Ever Seen (MEHHWHES) 29 points (Moi)

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#73. [IMAGE] Break your own world record. 20 points (Claire)

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#77. [IMAGE] If your team could give the entire world one piece of advice, what would it be? Have one a team member hold a sign bearing the statement over their head in front of an internationally recognizable landmark. 38 points (Lenny)

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#81. [IMAGE] We want to see what the inside of Area 51's most secret storage room looks like. 42 points (Moi)

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#110.[IMAGE] Let's see your family dress and pose and create the "Worst Family Holiday Card Ever". Note: everyone must be holding a cucumber. If you use an image already on the Internet and try to "doctor" in the cucumbers your team will be docked 60 points. (Jessica)

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#146. [IMAGE] Hurricane Item - Make a children's doll from items found in your refrigerator or pantry. Go ahead and really creep us out with this one. 24 points (Jessica)

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#148. [IMAGE] Hurricane Item - A picture of you and a loved one kissing. Here's the catch though - you must have at least 11 food items between your lips and the lips of your loved one. 29 points (Barjy)

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#150. [IMAGE] Hurricane Item - It's Medieval Battle Time! Huzzah! You and a friend or loved one, dress up in your best battle gear/armory comprised entirely of kitchen ware. You can be wearing nothing else. Strike dueling poses. 39 points (Claire)

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