GISHWHES 2012

Hello Comrades,

The second First Annual Greatest International Scavenger Hunt the World Has Ever Seen (Gishwhes II) is nearly upon us! Registration is open, and people are already forming teams, boarding up their windows, stockpiling provisions and saying prayers.

If you didn't join Gishwhes One, don't flush another year down the toilet. You deserve to be a part of this surreal phenomenon, this sociological Petri dish, this art fart. And of course, if you were with us last year, then you already know that your therapist's career depends on you doing it again.

If you come aboard as an individual, we will add you to a global team of hyper-efficient, incredibly good-looking savants.

Alternatively, you can stack your deck in your favor and form your own team of fifteen like-minded freaks.

The team that scavenges hardest and accumulates the most points gets two things: First, they get to walk around with an air of superiority for the next twelve months. Second, they will be flown to Scotland to stay with me in a private, haunted castle. We will dine like royalty and hunt ghosts like... whatever elite ghost hunters hunt ghosts like.

I'd love to have you along for the ride. So sign up now.

Your tormentor,

Misha