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Je commence avec Stargate SG-1, ep 1.11 The torment of tantalus
Catherine : you speak ?
Teal'c : Only when it is appropriate.

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Angel épisode 1x03 "In The Dark"

Spike/Rachel : How can I thank you, you mysterious black clad hunk of a night thing ?
Spike/Angel : No need, little lady. Your tears of gratitude are enough for me. You see, I was once a badass vampire. But love and a pesky curse defanged me, and now I'm just a big fluffy puppy with bad teeth. No, not the hair. Never the hair.
Spike/Rachel : But there must be a way I can show you my appreciation...
Spike/Angel : No. Helping those in need's my job. And working up a load of sexual tension and prancing away like a magnificent poof is truly thanks enough.
Spike/Rachel : I understand. I have a nephew who's gay, so...
Spike/Angel : Say no more. Evil is still afoot. And I'm almost out of that nancy-boy hair-gel I like so much. Quickly, to the Angel-mobile, away!

Lol merci ! J'adore cet episode, anec Spike qui imite angel...

Toujours Stargate SG-1 (je suis lancée) episode 1.05 the broca divide

Jack (à Teal'c, quand il se revielle gueri du virus) : Lucy, I'm home !
Teal'c : How can I know you are colonel O'neill ? You referred to me as Lucy.
Jack : Oh come on ! It's an expression, it is from a movie...
Teal'c : I do not know that.
Jack : Let me out Teal'c, for crying out loud !
Teal'c : Yes, you are colonel O'neill.

Aujourd'hui, je cite Emily Gilmore (dans un ep de la s6) qui parle a sa femme de menage

Well if you expect that muffin to fly back to the kitchen, you'd better go get it a cape !

Prison Break épisode 111


Abruzzi: OK, let's rotate! (à T-Bag) Sergeant Sodomy, you're up next!
T-Bag: I don't know about you all, but um...this room is getting a little too dark for me to dig.
C-Note: Are you telling me that there's a hole in Fox River that you don't want to get into?

Prison break, ep 1.14
"desperation leads to desperate acts"

Gilmore girls (mais je ne dis pas qui dit ca, ni a qui...)

If I have to wait until we're both 80 then I'll wait. That's it for me. You're it for me.

Prison Break ep.116

Michael: So... same time tomorrow?
Lincoln: They're.. um.. transferring me to a prison, where I'll wait until they execute me.
Michael: Can I still visit?
Lincoln: Yeah, not that far a place called Fox River.
Michael: Fox River? (la j'adore trop la tête qu'il fait )
Lincoln: Yeah... why?
Michael: Nothing.

Grey's anatomy 3.03

Callie : You talked my patient out of the surgery ? Why did you do that ?
George : I'm not okay to move in together !

Red Dwarf ep. 707

Lister : I've juste been molested by Toutankhamon's horny grandma !

Red Dwarf - Ep 602

Lister: I am Tarka Dall, an ambassador of the great Vindaloovian Empire.
Simulant Captain: Scanners report a human life on your vessel. Is this so?
Lister: Humans! (spit) The Vindaloovian People despise all humans. They are the vermin of the Universe. Is that not right Bindi Baji?
Cat: You bet, we hate them. Scum, scum, scum, scum, scum!

Red Dwarf : The Rimmer song (cultissime)

If you're in trouble he will save the day
He's brave and he's fearless come what may
Without him the mission would go astray

He's Arnold, Arnold, Arnold Rimmer
Without him life would be much grimmer
He's handsome, trim, and no one's slimmer
He will never need a zimmer
He's Arnold, Arnold, Arnold Rimmer
More reliable than a graden strimmer
He's never been mistaken for Yul Brynner
He's not bold and his head doesn't glimmer

Master of the wit and the repartee
His commands of space directives is uncanny
How come he's such a genius ? Don't ask me

Ask Arnold, Arnold, Arnold Rimmer
He's also a fantastic swimmer
And if you play your cards right
Then he might just come 'round for dinner

lol J'adore!!!
... Et ta sign aussi!

Veronica mars ep 3.01

Veronica : It's not every day you get to see Bikini-bay-hibies in their natural habitat. Such gentle, yet elusive creatures... Okay, you guys have fun being gross, I'll just continue trying to find your stuff on my own, with no help...


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Veronica mars 3.02 (desolée, je continue a fair ma pub...)

Veronica - I was there, I could have stopped the rape
Mac - But you didn't, because I told you she was a slut. What a proud, proud day for the both of us...