Bones 212

Angela "Are you talking to the evidence ?"

Gilmore 3.06

jess - Luke ! someone egged my car
luke - it looks cooked, those are deviled eggs
jess - someone deviled-egged my car ?
lule - boy, they must really hate you !

pour ceux qui savent pas, "deviled eggs" ce sont les oeufs durs coupés en 2, avec le jaune melangé a de la mayo et remis dedans. Je me rappelle plus le nom francais pour ca.

Merci eled

Heroes 1x17


Matt (After attempting to read Mr. Bennet's mind): The son of a b**** is thinking in japanese!

je sors un peu des séries télé pour en mettre 2 de Pirates of the Caribbean, Dead Man's Chest

Will: This is going to save Elizabeth?
Jack: How much do you know about Davy Jones?
Will: Not much.
Jack: Yeah, it's going to save Elizabeth


Will : Where's Jack ? I won't leave without him !
(Jack court devant des cannibales)

Will : Never mind, let's go !

Lost 313 "The Man From Tallahassee"

Locke : "The man from Tallahassee? What is that...some kind of code?"
Ben : "No, John, unfortunately we don't have a code for "There's a man in my closet with a gun to my daughter's head". Although...we obviously should."

Locke : "Where do you get electricity?"
Ben : "We have 2 giant hamsters running on a massive wheel at our secret underground cave..."
Locke : "Yeah, that's funny."

Ben : "What if I told you that somewhere on this island there's a very large box...and whatever you imagined...whatever you wanted to be in it...when you opened that box, there it would be. What would you say about that, John?"
Locke : "I'd say I hope that box is big enough to imagine yourself up a new submarine."

Ca fait un bail que j'ai pas manifesté ma haine contre Grey's Anatomy alors j'en profite un peu (en plus une réplique de Scrubs, donc paf) :

Dr. Cox : "Grey's Anatomy always wraps up every episode with a cheesy voiceover that ties all the stories together. Incidentally, it's my least favorite device on television."

BTVS 5x19

Willow: "Kali, Hera, Kronos, Tonic... Air like nectar, thick as onyx... Cassiel by your second star..."

Glory: "Uhh. It's the lover. That's so cute."

Willow: "Hold mine victim as in tar. I ... owe ... you ... pain!"

Je me refais toute la saison 1 de GG en ce moment, c'est extra! Du coup vous risquez de voir quelques répliques de la famille Gilmore dans ce topic.

Gilmore Girls - 1x03

Lorelai : A crazy evil spirit obsessed with bra size took over my body!

Red Dwarf Episode 301

Lister : Did you ever see The Flintstones (Les Pierrafeus) ?
Cat : Sure.
Lister : Do you think Wilma's sexy ?
Cat : I think in all probability, Wilma Flintstone is the most desirable woman to have ever lived.
Lister : That's good, I tought I was going strange.
Cat : She's incredible.
Lister : What do you think of Betty ?
Cat : Well, I would go with Betty. But I'd be thinking of Wilma.
Lister : This is crazy. Why are we talking about going to bed with Wilma Flintstone ?
Cat : You're right. This is an insane conversation.
Lister : She'll never leave Fred, and we know it.

Gilmore Girls 121

MAX: We should get married.
LORELAI: Give me a clue as to whether you're kidding or not.
MAX: I am not kidding.
LORELAI: Good clue.

DEAN: I thought you were trying to talk to me.
RORY: Oh...
DEAN: I mean, you came to my house.
RORY: That wasn't me.
DEAN: It was you.
RORY: It must've been someone that looked like me.
DEAN: My sister recognized you from the pictures in my box.
RORY: In what box?
DEAN: The box of stuff I have of us. Pictures and letters and everything from you.
RORY: You have a Rory box?
DEAN: And what was going on at the town meeting, all that stuff about writing a song?
RORY: I don't know what I was talking about.
DEAN: That had nothing to do with me? Well I must have imagined it all then. Your boyfriend's waiting.
RORY: He's not my boyfriend. I hate him.
DEAN: Whatever.
RORY: Dean!
DEAN: What?
RORY: Stop!
DEAN: Why?
RORY: Because I love you, you idiot!

Quelques bonnes répliques d'Ats:

Cordy (à Doyle): You're a lot smarter than you look. Of course, you look like a retard.

Cordy: I am not giving up this apartment!
Angel: It’s haunted.
Cordy: It’s rent controlled!”
Doyle: Cordy, it says ‘die’!
Cordy: Hey, maybe it’s not done. Maybe it’s ‘diet’. That’s friendly. A little judgmental, sure...

Angel: There are three things I don't do: Tan, date - and sing in public!

Gunn: I know a couple of guys in this part of town that jack vintage cars. We'll run down the list until we find Angel's ride.
Cordy: And then what? You're just gonna ask them to give it back?
Gunn: I'll say please.
Cordy: Ooh! I forgot. You'll use your famous charm. Like you did this afternoon with that pigeon stool.
Gunn: It's stool pigeon. - And you don't have clue why I do the things I do!
Cordy: Paging Mr. Rationalization!
Gunn: Paging Ms. About-to-be-thrown-out-of-a-moving-vehicle.

Cordy: I can't get this bandage to… Stop moving!
Angel: I'm not.
Cordy: Well, then stop breathing.
Angel: I don't breathe.
Cordy: Then stop flexing your manly boob-muscles or whatever.

Gunn: You are not paying me enough for this. - My uncle Theo always said never buy a dull plow and never get in the middle of a religious war.
Cordy: You really have an Uncle Theo?
Gunn: No, but it's still good advice.

Gunn (à Angel): What? *That's* the plan? Walking real quick was the "plan"?!?

Cordy: Oh - Angel! I know that I'm a Slayer and you a vampire - and it would be *impossible* for us to *be* together - *but!*
Wesley: But! My gypsy curse sometimes prevent me from seeing the truth. Oh, Buffy!
Cordy: Yes, Angel?
Wesley: Oh, I love you so much I almost forgot to *brood!*
Cordy: And just because I sent you to hell that one time doesn't mean that we can't just be friends.
Wesley: Or possibly more.
Cordy: Gasp! No! We mustn't.
Wesley: Kiss me.
Cordy: Bite me!
Angel (Off screen): How about you both bite me?

Dexter 2x08

Lundy : Morgan, come in. Can I offer you some tea ?
Dexter : Uh, no thank you I'm...
Dexter (Voix off) : And he pours it anyway. He's trying to throw me off balance, show that I don't have the power to say no to him.
Lundy : How about some sesame crackers to go with that ?
Dexter (Voix off) : So I'll say yes to everything.
Dexter : I'd love some.
Lundy : Oh, sorry. Guess I ate them all.
Dexter (Voix off) : Asshole.

le passage dans Dexter où il dit "i'm Dexter"

je ne suis pas celui que tu veux que je sois je suis Dexter