vivement que ça passe en france!

Lost ep.302 : (jai pas pu résister j'en ai mis 2)

Kate: Do you expect me to work in this dress?
Pickett: That's up to you, you can take it off if you want.
Sawyer: (Kate glances at him, he smirks) How dare you.

Sawyer: You taste like strawberries.
Kate: You taste like fish biscuits.

Prison Break ep. 206

Linc : Ranch is gone, Michael.
Michael : Well, the 5 millions might not be.
T-Bag : And you're gonna find it how ? What, you've got a divining rod tattooed on your ass ?

Prison break (je sais plus lequel)

Lincoln : You've seen the blueprints ?
Michael : Better, I've got them on me.

Gilmore Ep703 (encore une fois, difficile de n'en mettre qu'une!)

Zach (about Lane) : Since we came home it's like she's a different person.
Brian : Maybe it was the parasite.
Zach : What do you mean?
Brian : You know, maybe the parasite like got into her brain and ate away the part that was in love with you!

lollololololololollokjbxsqdbzkfazdiz heu... sorry...

Lane : We need to talk.
Zach : Ok, let's talk.
Lane : Alone...
Zach : Anything you have to say to me you can say it in front of Brian.
Lane : I'm pregnant.
(Brian walks out of the room)
Zach : With a baby?
Lane : Yes. Pregnant. With a baby.
Zach : But how? When?
Lane : On a beach, in mexico, about three weeks ago. I'm pretty sure you were there!
Zach : But we only dit it once...
Lane : Once is really all it takes.
(Zach walks out of the room)
Lane : Where are you going?
Zach : Brian must be freaking out!

Angel ep. 522 : Le poème de Spike


My soul is wrapped in harsh repose.
Midnight descends in raven-coloured clothes.
But soft, behold
A sunlight beam cutting a swath of glimmering gleam.
My heart expands
'Tis grown a bulge in it
Inspired by your beauty.
Effulgent.

OTH ép322

Brooke : Don't you dare! Don't you dare twist my words around to make yourself feel like you are not a back-stabbing two faced bitch, Peyton, because you are and you know it.

Angel ep.522

Sebassis: The circle does not abide secrets.
Angel: Which is interesting for a secret society.

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Lindsey: If you want me, I'm on your team.
Angel: I want you, Lindsey. I'm thinking about rephrasing that.
Lindsey: Yeah, I think I'd be a lot more comfortable if you did.

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Harmony: Oh, my God.
Angel: Hamilton...
Harmony: He's not my boyfriend! I mean a certainly didn't betray you!
Angel: Drop the act, Harm.
Harmony: It's not an act, I'm really this nervous!
Angel: I know you'd turn on me, I just didn't know when.
Harmony: What do you mean you knew?
Angel: Loyalty really isn't high on your list.
Harmony: Oh, is that right? I'll have you know I am damn loyal, dumbass.
Angel: You betrayed me. You are betraying me now, even as we are talking.
Harmony: Because you never have any confidence in me!
Angel: No, because you have no soul!
Harmony: I would if you had confidence in me!
Angel: Get out of the building.
Harmony: Are you firing me?
Angel: Among other things, yes.
Harmony: Do you think I could get a recommendation?
Angel: Yeah, okay.
Harmony: But see, if you don't so much live as the other thing, how...
Angel: It's already in the desk.
Harmony : You're the best !

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Angel: (punches Hamilton) Did that hurt at all?
Hamilton: Little bit.

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Angel: What are you doing here?
Conner: You come for coffee and the worlds not ending? Please!

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Gunn: Okay, you take the 30,000 on the left.

How I met your mother 2.06

Lily (a Ted) : Fine, here's the ball. At least you have one now.

Tree hill 4.05

Rachel : if Haley wasn't pregnant, would I have a shot ?
Nathan : Not a chance.

Grey's Anatomy 212

Izzie : He cheated on me with George’s skanky syph nurse!

Stargate SG-1 ep 2.19 one false step

Sam : The aliens must have some kind of symbiotic relationship with the plants, that's why they were sick.
Jack : How did you come up with that ?
Sam : I talk to my plants, all right ?


Daniel : Would you mind keeping an eye on the plant while we're gone ?
Teal'c : I will keep both my eyes on it, Daniel Jackson.

Willow to Giles S06E22

" Remember we had that little spat before you left? When you were under the delusion you were still relevant here? You called me a rank arrogant amateur?
Well, buckle up Rupert... 'Cause I've turned pro."

Red Dwarf Saison 6 episode 2
Le parfait exemple d'une scène à la Red Dwarf...


Cat: I hate to go all technical on you, but all hands on deck, swirly thing alert!
Lister: Where?
Cat: It's not on the radar yet, but I can smell it.
Rimmer: Nothing here.
Kryten: Nothing on long range. Sir, is it possible you could have made a mis-smelling?
Cat: Listen, butter pat head, my nostrils hair are vibrating faster than the springs on a spaniard's honeymoon bed. I'm telling you, there's something out there.
Kryten: Don't get your double healings in a string, no one's questioning your nasal integrity.
Rimmer: Go to blue alert.
Lister: What for? There's no one to alert, we're all here.
Rimmer: I would just feel more comfortable if I know that we're all on our toes 'cause everyone's aware it's a blue alert situation.
Lister: We all are on our toes!
Rimmer: May I remind you of Space Corp Directive 34124?
Kryten: 34124. No officer with false teeth should attempt oral sex in zero gravity.
Rimmer: Damn you both. I want to go to blue alert!
Lister: Ok, ok.
Rimmer: Thank you. A bit of professionalism.
Kryten: Wait, I've got something. I'm punching it up.
Lister: It's too small for a vessel. Maybe some kind of missile.
Kryten: It's impossible to tell at this range. Whatever it is, they clearly have a technology way in advance of our own.
Lister: So does the Albanian state washing machine company.
Rimmer: Step up to red alert.
Kryten: Sir, are you absolutely sure? It does mean changing the bulb.
Rimmer: There's always some excuse, isn't there?
Lister: Range 15,000 gigooks and closing.
Kryten: Direct collision course. Suggest evasive action.
Cat: Engaging reheat.
Lister: It's still with us. It's some kind of heat-seeker, we can't outrun it!
Cat: That's it. We're deader than tank tops!
Rimmer: Suggestions?
Kryten: Sir, may I recommend I load myself in the reverse thrust tube and you use my body as decoy fodder. This will of course leave me splattered across deep space and unable to complete today's laundry, for which I apologise in advance.
Rimmer: Kryten, stop your blabbering and get in the damn tube.
Lister: Kryten, sit down. I'm not doing me own smeggin' ironing.
Rimmer: Maybe we can reason with it. Open communications channel, Lister. Broadcast on all frequences and in all known languages. Including Welsh. This is acting senior officer Arnold J. Rimmer of the Jupiter Mining Corporation transport vehicle Starbug. Now hear this, 'cause it's only coming once. We surrender. Totally and without condition. Thank you for listening. Oh, addtional. Sorry to take up your valuable time. Sorry, thank you, sorry, bye, bye, sorry, thank you, bye.
Lister: Rimmer, you've got a longer yellow streak than a stampede of diuretic camels.

Gilmore 7.07

Welcome home, mrs Hayden

Bones 2.09 the aliens in a spaceship

Angela : "putting the testicles on the outside doesn't seem like a great idea"